During our fantastic annual trip at Lake Powell.
Everyone decided it was time to go for a swim after being warmed up by the hot, southern Utah sun. As customary, a foam noodle can substitute a life jacket if you're just going to kick around in the water for a bit. Jay swam up to Debbie with his noodle and asked if she wanted to accompany him. Debbie protested. Here's what followed:
"He asked if I wanted to share his noodle, and he just keeps shoving this thing up me!"